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3 years of age: Dropped 5 feet onto my head in a parking lot.
4 years of age: Riding my bike and having the chain caught onto my leg thus slicing it.
6 years of age: Going 20 mph in a car without my seat belt in the front seat, hit the brakes instantly ramming my head into the windshield making it crack and break.
7 years of age: Bit by a German Shepard, teeth dug deep into my skin.
8 years of age: Pushed down the Hellen Keller hill rolling about 25 feet down and my elbow stopping me on the sidewalk, thus scarring my elbow.
11 years of age: Got beat up by middle schoolers who dragged myself and friend across Hellen Keller park.
Pencil stabbed through my left nut (Message me for full story)
13 years of age: Was shoved into a door, the front side of my hand being cut open and scarred.
14 years of age: I moved in to kiss a girl I loved for 3 years and she slapped me and went and made out with my friend and they both laughed as if it was a joke, I cried for 2 days straight (yay for being emotionally scarred
)Went 4 wheeling with my father, my shin got caught between the 4 wheeler and the ridge beside me going about 40 mph, thus spraining and cracking the bone.
15-16 years of age (multiple **** here): Running from cops going full speed, didn't see a ditch infront of me and fell about 10 feet onto concrete.
Catching a football mid air and being shoved into my neighbors big rock hitting the backside of my head resulting in a concussion.
Doing bunny hops with my riding lawn mower with my friends on the back, it flipped all the way on its back tires still going full speed as my elbow is stuck on the tire thus burning it to crap.
Playing football with Chris O., Ray and others, Ray rams my head both of us going full speed, knocks me back about 5 feet, pretty much cracks my right eyesocket and my head is bleeding. Kept playing anyways.
Playing chicken with Chris O. and his car, I jumped up and he hit my shins making me flip foward and ramming my head onto his hood.
Playing football with friends in the street, I was running full speed and did not see the stop sign infront of me as I ram my head directly into it and swing my body onto concrete, another concussion.
3 fights that resulted in some type of injury (yaaaay violence 2-1)
UFC with Calvin and Chris O. we beat each other till we were bloody multiple times. One of resulted into a broken nose wich was popped back into place.
Skinny dipping in stoners lake, diving in and having a broken beer bottle shoved through my heel.
18: Went to kick a football and missed thus kicking the concrete as hard as possible breaking/spraining my toe.
2 weeks later playing football in an alley with some friends, doing a sliding catch and sliding on the ice my front toe ramming into the wall thus re injuring it.
Playing football in an alley again, made a 1 hand catch and using my other hand to bring myself up, my weigh leaning on my hand as it slides against gravel thus cutting open some of my hand.
Playing football (WHAT A SUPRISE!) had the ball running full speed and knocked heads with some other dude (ginger I think) I knocked him down for about 3 minutes and I kind of stmbled 15 yards for the touchdown and fall down with a big lump on my head resulting in a concussion.
