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[Bass]

http://omegle.com/

Basically, it's a website that automatically sends you into a chatroom... with a stranger.

Post your logs!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Stranger: I just had the worst day ever.

You: Maggot, listen up

You: Popo is going to teach you the pecking order

Stranger: I DONT NEED GAME OVER THE INTERNET grapeING MORON.

You: It goes you

You: the dirt

You: the worms inside of the dirt

You: popo's stool

You: kami

You: then popo

Stranger: Wow.

You: ANY QUESTIONS?

Stranger: I'm gonna rape you?

Stranger: Is that even a question?

Stranger: It's a fact.

Stranger: Seen any pedophiles lately?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

You: my name is Alfred, you?

Stranger: my name is joe rawson

Stranger: whre you from?:

You: Brazil

Stranger: why are so many people from brazil

Stranger: grapeING waffleS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AG!]

this is entertaining

[Vaati]

Coolio.

[Skuff]

You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi.
You: My parents told me not to do this.
Stranger: lol
You: lol.
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f pa
Stranger: ^^
You: =_^=
Stranger: 19 m australia
You: cool
You: ellow mayt
You: alligaytors
You: dingoh baybeez
Stranger: fuck u

[Vaati]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi!!
You: Is that really you, Ciro?
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Boy Wonder]

vaati wins.

[Sean]

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I got that as soon as I started.


EDIT: Now I got this.

This is Ben from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.



Hahahaha.

[BlitzPlayer]

lol. Val is going to live on this thing.

[Skuff]

Stranger: 26 M - Seeking normal conversation - Disconnect if you're a troll. Thanks!
You: This is Ben from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bass]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i

Stranger: am

Stranger: that

Stranger: dicky

Stranger: dude

You: yo dawg

You: me too!

Stranger: you?

Stranger: nah

Stranger: yous a straight snitch

You: i am more of a dick than u

Stranger: oh ok

Stranger: word

Stranger: im all for that

Stranger: you probly suck them wingy chings too rite

You: u betcha, champ

Stranger: word

Stranger: thats dope

Stranger: thats epic

Stranger: thats raunchy

You: nigga we dont say "raunchy"

You: we say wack

Stranger: your whacker than aids bitch dnt tell me what to say

Stranger: hey p.s.

Stranger: im that dicky dude

Stranger: ya heard of me

You: no boi u da mothafuckest

Stranger: shat the fuck up bitch yousuck assholes

Cool.

[Sage]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi!!
You: Is that really you, Ciro?
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Beat me to it.

=[

[drew]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sadam Hussein LIVE
Stranger: free iraq
You: hiiiiiii
You: whats up minion?
Stranger: wre from?
You: your mommas bed
Stranger: uhuuk
Stranger: dadyyyy
Stranger: =]
Stranger: \o/
You: you laugh now. wait till the DNA tests are back
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: lol
You: I didnt tell you to laugh you 12 year old virgin.
Stranger: pig imperialist go the hell

[Chid0x]

its all the same crap over and over. shittty

[ImLotusfiltered]

unproductive waste of life is the bane of existence.

[spellcasterbrent]

this is possibly the largest waste of banwith on the internet.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hola!!

You: hello

Stranger: yo soy una chica rebelde!

You: _._

You: nooo

You: do you speak ENGLISH?

Stranger: si si!

You: ok

Stranger: no,

Stranger:

You: so um

You: yeah this is fail I can't even begin to talk to you

You: ok well bye

EPIC FAIL

[Sage]

Are you being racist?

nigger

[wit-]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi!!
You: Is that really you, Ciro?
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Surprised this wasn't in the first or second post. But yeah, I laughed.

[Kamaking]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: goodbye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: Herro

You: HOLY CRAP

Stranger: ehhh?

You: I JUST TALKED TO U

Stranger: No waiiiii

Stranger: I just talked to stranger tooo

You: no, your stranger

Stranger: A/S/L then?

You: i am "you"

Stranger: I am You!

You: ummmmmmmm

Stranger: such multi accountaments!

You: no

Stranger: Ummm

Stranger: yes

Stranger: ?

You: it says that i am you

You: and you are stranger

Stranger: you got chirpies?

You: i=you

You: you=stranger

You: so

You: i'm the stranger

You: chirpies?

Stranger: chirpies = could get them from a bird after intercourse with them

You: oh

Stranger: man

You: i have a friend who had that once

Stranger: im trippin stranger

Stranger: o yea

Stranger: what was the cure?

You: um

Stranger: i thought chirpies were for life?

You: naw

Stranger: hmmm

You: not when you cancel them out with having intercourse with a rhinoceros

You: but then you grow horns

Stranger: what do you get then?

Stranger: o sounds sexxii

You: and you have to cancel that out with intercourse with a monkey

You: but then you get aids

Stranger: what about with a lion

Stranger: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

You: no

You: you grow a mane

You: and that can't be cured

Stranger: lolz

Stranger: then id make a rockband

You: that'd be cool

Stranger: well enjoy yourself & ill catchyalater stranger!

You: likewise

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI

Stranger: hello

You: YOUR MY NEW BEST FRIEND

You: WATS UR

You: NAME

Stranger: YOU ARE TOO


Stranger: BFF

You: BFF

You: BFF

You: BFF

You: WHERE DO U LIVE

Stranger: ENGLAND


Stranger: YOU

You: AMERICA

You: TOO DAR

Stranger: HOWS THAT PLACE

You: FAR AWAY

You: ITS GOOD

You: WE

Stranger: IT SOUNDS LIKE A MYSTICAL LAND

You: IT IS

Stranger: ARE THERE UNICORNS?

You: WE'RE TOO FAR AWAY

You: I HAVE TO FIND A NEW BEST FRIEND

You: NO

Stranger: OK BYEBYE

You: NO

You: NOT YET

You: YOU MIGHT STILL BE MY BEST FRIEND

You: NO UNICORNS

You: BUT

You: THERE ARE ELVES

Stranger: OMG

You: AND THEY REPRODUCE SO MUCH

You: THEY EXCEED OUR POPULATION

Stranger: SO ELVES>HUMANS THERE

You: YES

Stranger: DO THEY RULE U

You: NO

You: THEY'RE TOO SHORT

Stranger: DO THEY LIVE IN TREES

You: CAVES

Stranger: EVEN BETTER

You: I KNOW

You: THEY WORK FOR CHEAP

Stranger: CHEAP LABOR IS ALWAYS GOOD

You: I KNOW

You: THAT'S WHAT CHINA'S FOR

Stranger: AND MEXICANS

You: AND ELVES

You: OH SHI

Stranger: JK

You: AN ORC JUST BROKE IN

Stranger: WTF IS AN ORC

You: I GOTTA GO KILL IT

Stranger: K BYEBYE BFF

You: WAIT

You: I KILLED IT

You: NOW WE FEAST

You: ILL SEND YOU SOME BFF

Stranger: SEND SOME MY WAY

Stranger: YOU BETTER

You: OH, I WILL

You: OMNOMNOMNOM

You: I SENT YOU THE REST

Stranger: HEHEHEHE

You: YOU SHOULD GET IT IN A FEW SECONDS

You: I GOT MEGA EXPRESS SO YOU CAN GET IT QUICK

Stranger: THX, K BFF I'M OFF TO HANG IN BIKINI BOTTOM WITH SPONGE BOB

Stranger: AND PATRICK

You: KK

Stranger: PACK THAT ORC UP

You: SAY HI TO SANDY FOR ME

Stranger: WILL DO I SHALL BRING UR LEFT OVERS

You: OGOD

You: GOOD

Stranger: BYEBYE

You: BYEBYE

You: CYU LATER

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is fun

[johnny]

Not really funny but......
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Stranger: I really like to Draw
You: really? even grahic design
Stranger: Yah
You: I like to draw nude people
Stranger: I like to draw Carttons
Stranger: xD
You: wow we have a lot in common
You: nude cartoons
Stranger: Yah
Stranger: =O
You: we can collaborate and I draw you

[Chid0x]

this is possibly the largest waste of banwith on the internet.



EPIC FAIL

that was Bonzai