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[DjJoe]

Not for those under 12.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: OMG

Stranger: hi

You: I did it!

Stranger: yeah u did

Stranger: u fucked me so hard

You: Proud or Jealous?

Stranger: last night

Stranger: it was amazing

Stranger: praise the lord

Stranger: im fakking proud

You: It's not Sunday, not much can be done.

Stranger:

You: Wait a few days, so praise can be given correctly.

Stranger: are u a man?

You: Oh...you mean after last night...oh.

You: Oh.

You: OH.

Stranger: haha

You: I thought something was wrong with that!

Stranger: i was a bit drunk

Stranger:

Stranger: sorry

You: O_O

You: Um...

Stranger:

You: So, if you have trouble sitting...

Stranger: i have

Stranger: in ma ass

Stranger: and in ma pussey

You: Wait...

You: How did we do that?

Stranger: ^-^

You: I'm proud of us both.

Stranger: i think u said

You: We really pulled that off?

Stranger: u liked to fuck a girl in her ass and pussy with xxx nigger dick dildo

Stranger: and that u were a satanist homo

Stranger:

You: Yeah...

You: I know I said something that sounds like that

You: You were a bit drunk

You: It's ok

You: It was still amazing though.

Stranger: it not ok!!

Stranger: omg

Stranger: ma pussey

Stranger: !!

Stranger: oh yeah it was amazing

Stranger: but ma pussesy!!!

You: Yeah it was.

You: I'd do that again.

Stranger: me to

Stranger: kinky hum

You: Quite.

You: You know I gotta admit

You: I never knew that calling the number on the bathroom stall wall wouldve lead to this

You: "Call for a good time".

You: You weren't kidding!

Stranger: suck horse dick u satanist homo *making a cross sign*

Stranger: *with fingers*

Stranger: no i wasnt

You: Well, it was good. I'll have to find that stall to get that number again

You: I'd go for a second round.

You: Expect my call.

You: Next time, bring the Horse.

You have disconnected.

[Chris Itmas]

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You: Nigger

Stranger: Dude

You: Sry

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[DjJoe]

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You: Nigger

Stranger: Dude

You: Sry

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Your conversation lacks substance.

[Luigi]

YOU NEED A VERB

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hi
You: I accedentaly coca-cola bottle, what doido?
Stranger: what did you accidently do with a whole bottle of coke?
You: I accedentaly a whole coca-cola bottle then BAM
Stranger: accidently what? you need a verb
Stranger: to discribe the action
You: it hurt so bad.
Stranger: otherwise your sentence is incomplete
Stranger: your bad grammar hurts me too
You: Your computer must be shit because my typing is just fine, what part of I accedentaly the whole bottle dont you get?

[Chris Itmas]

This site got me grounded in a way you wouldnt believe .

[asiankid]

Stranger: hello

You: are u asian?

Stranger: no

Stranger: hahah

You: bye

You: l0ll

Stranger: im Brazilian man

You: GRAPESSSS!!!!

Stranger: GRAPE you

You: SO many brazillions!

[Chris Itmas]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: yola

You: Hi

You: Wtf yola

Stranger: cross between yo and hola

You: I take it your white

Stranger: yes, u?

You: Black

Stranger: kool

You: You voted obama right

Stranger: i not old enough to vote

You: Then what the grape you doing here

Stranger: jk, i dont vote

You: Dont you know big black people can find where you live and rape you

You: Your to young and delicate

Stranger: bs, i can kick ass

You: I dropped out of highschool

You: Crashed my car

You: Scored some coke

You: sucked a dudes dick

You: sucked my own dick

Stranger: wtf?

You: chopped my balls off

Stranger: r u ok?

You: passed out in a sewer

You: you think you have it hard?

You: Listen

Stranger: u live where?

You: Stay in school

Stranger: i know

You: Respect youyr parents

You: Like a boss

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You: Ciro?

Stranger: Yup.

Stranger: It's me.

You: Hey

Stranger: Hiyaa.

Stranger: Are you wearing a hat?

You: Hows life

You: No

Stranger: Life is good.

Stranger: Oh no!

You: Oh yes

Stranger: They've arrived!

You: I arrived

Stranger: I'm under heavy fire.

Stranger: Cover me!

You: Like a boss

Stranger: Is that innuendo?

You: No this isnt nintendo this is real life

Stranger: Nintendo. =D

Stranger: Nintendo is real life.

Stranger: Silly.

Stranger: Mario is my life partner.

You: The graphics are amazing

Stranger: I agree.

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: Mario actually is my life partner though.

Stranger: Link is one of my school friends.

Stranger: I cheat on Mario with Samus.

Stranger: You too if you want.

Stranger: You're a talkative stranger aren't you?

You: Drop sirocco SS gale Synchro for Dark strike pop himself game?

Stranger: Beg your pardon?

You: GG

You: Round 2?

Stranger:

Stranger: Yes.

You: t set go

Stranger: Yes, definetly.

Stranger: Which hat are you wearing?

You: A feathered fidora


Stranger: I'm wearing a black mod hat.

Stranger: It makes me feel all warm and pleasurable.

You: But your not a mod anymore Ciro

Stranger: I am a mod, Stranger.

You: It says >> Former staff

Stranger: Sorry, Hiro.

Stranger: What says that?

You: Itmas actually

Stranger: :S

Stranger: You're really turning me on...

You: No more sausage for j00 you

Stranger:

Stranger: Please can I have more sausage?

You: Flip solemn

Stranger: I've had my fill of sausage, talk to you never.

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[DjJoe]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hullo.

You: Bishop to F4.

Stranger: Alien Queen to TI

You: Smart Bomb, C6

Stranger: Gundam to Z Over 9000

You: Epyon to Z, Close Range Manuever.

Stranger: Wing Zero to Z, covering fire from afar.

You: Heavy Arms to Z1, Extra Artillery.

Stranger: Tallgease III to Y9, Flanking maneuver.

You: Sandrock to Z9, Intercept.

Stranger: Deathscythe to Z9, ambush attack.

You: Deathscythe Hell to Z9, claim piece for upgrade.

Stranger: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

You: House of Adhesive Tape?

Stranger: Just in Case: Any Gundam that was once mine and is taken aplodes.

Stranger: MY TURN

Stranger: I DRAW

You: WAIT

You: I activate my QUICKPLAY SPELL CARD

Stranger: :I

Stranger: GO THEN

You: Collect Debris: All your Gundam pieces floating in space are belong to us.

Stranger: FINE

Stranger: I SUMMON BLUE EYED ULTIMATE DRAGON GUNDAM

Stranger: CUSTOM,

You: FINE

Stranger: THEN I ACTIVATE NEWTYPE'S REBORN

Stranger: I BRING BACK REGULAR DEATHSCYTHE TO MY SIDE OF THE FEILD

Stranger: THEN

Stranger: I ACTIVATE ENDLESS WALTZ, UPGRADING IT TO DEATHSCYTHE HELL CUSTOM

You: O_O

You: NOOO

Stranger: FINALLY, I ACTIVATE ONE YEAR WAR

Stranger: COME FORTH, RED COMET!

You: I have a response! Allow me to activate my Trap Card!

Stranger: FINE

Stranger: GO

You: I chain my Trap Card: Pacifist! It stops all cards and attacks entirely!

You: And!

You: I activate my other Trap Card!

You: Rule of Peacecraft: My Pacifist! Can't be negated!

Stranger: DOHOHO

Stranger: HOWEVER

Stranger: MY TRAP CARD

Stranger: TOO MANY SNAKES IN THE GRASS

Stranger: IT NEGATES ALL EFFECTS OF TRAPS IF MORE THAN ONE ARE ACTIVATED

You: Woo!

Stranger: ....PARADOX

You: Now my Trap Card Activates!!

You: Samuel Jackson! He's so sick of those muthergrapein snakes in his muthergrapein grass, and now they're all gone! Your trap is sent to the graveyard!

Stranger: BEHOLD! MY LAST TRAP CARD

Stranger: DARTH VADER! HE LOSES HIS HAND AND IS SENT OUT OF THE FIELD/WINDOW

You: *GASP*

Stranger: THUS NEGATING HIS SO CALLED MUTHERgrapeIN' TRAP CARDINESS

You: But you've now activated the effect of the card in my hand!

You: By discarding my "Important Exhaust Shaft", I can sacrifice one of your Gundams- Deathscythe Hell Custom; and negate the effect of Dath Vader and any plans he has for the future!

Stranger: TIME PARADOX?!

You: OH NOES!!

Stranger: Snake?! Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!

You: Snake?

You: Does he look like a peach?

Stranger: I saved this convo for future generations. Thanks for the awesomeness.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That. Is Simply Epic.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl?

You: Hi asl?

Stranger: 23 m boston

You: Oh shit.

You: Boston?

Stranger: yea

You: That ain't good.

Stranger: y not

You: You...uh...so.

You: How bout them Yankees?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: they sux

You: Sure sure.

You: You say that

Stranger: course

You: But your team has "Sox"...

Stranger: lol

You: Which is as close to "Sux" as you can get.

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[Chris Itmas]

1st convo was purely epic.

[Achilles]

Stranger: I SUMMON BLUE EYED ULTIMATE DRAGON GUNDAM

Holy shit.

[DjJoe]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Red 5, I'm going in!

Stranger: spring brother

Stranger: hey

Stranger: where are you

You: I'm where I've always been!

Stranger: ......

Stranger: which country

Stranger: quickly

Stranger: OK?

You: North of Mexico, South of Canada, leaders a black guy. Know what I'm talking about?

Stranger: USA...

You: Yeah!

You: I always have trouble spelling that one.

Stranger: does USA people think they are the World's police?

You: O_O

You: I aint no poleece

Stranger: why

You: Aint nobody never gone done told me I was

Stranger: you always

You: I always?

You: you mean my pappy a liar?

You: My pappy always tellin me

Stranger: you can see,USA people always kill the other country's people

You: Boy, you aint gone be no spit from nothin

You: And thas wha he told me, he did

You: told me i was one of them there mistakes that aint supposed to happen

Stranger: Afghanistan

Stranger: Iraq

You: aint never heard of those ones

Stranger: sorry,

You: they like that there fancee starbucks?

Stranger: I am not means you are one of them

Stranger: but,

You: we jes got one them in town last week

Stranger: you are ameraicans,and then are

You: I aint no ameraican

You: my pappy tells me im a mistake

You: whatever that one is

You: what country dey from?

You: I figure i musta been one them migrants we here bout

Stranger: sorry for my talking about

Stranger: have MSN?

You: aint no need for that there apolojesus

Stranger: maybe we can talk on MSN

You: aint MSN that special thingy on my lightbox that got them there people with balls?

You: like them footballs, and that there golfballs and them soker balls?

Stranger: what are you talk about

You: that there channel thing

Stranger: I just think maybe we can talk with MSN

You: my pappy watch it like jesus gon appear there some day

Stranger: because Omegle is virtul

Stranger: ok, how old are you

You: I'm in that there grade with the chilen that all small then me

You: I'm the biggest in my class

You: my pappy tells me I'm 19 years old

You: Aint no know what that means

You: but he tells me my friends are all 7 years old

You: and I know my maths

Stranger: it just meas you are19 years old

You: so 19 is bigger than 7, at least my pappy agrees with me on that there predicaments

You: so Im just more speshul then them

Stranger: it is ok

Stranger: bigger is nothing

You: Thats what my pappy says!

You: My pappy always cries though

You: tells me

Stranger: i'm bigger than my classmates

You: Son, its ok that you're a mistake and a retard, we still love you

You: I aint got no clue bout that retard word

You: I seen "tart" on a candy

You: so I figures I must be sweet like candy or somethin

Stranger: so, what's RED 5?

Stranger: I only play RED2 and 3

You: It's my crayon!

You: I got 5 of them!

Stranger: oh,sorry

You: I was tellin you I'm putting that one away

Stranger: i mistake

You: I was doin that thing my big friends do

You: that role-playin.

You: I dont know what that is

You: but I got my bagel from this morning just incase i doin it wrong

Stranger: it's Friday ?

You: Nope

Stranger: you shoudn't go school?

You: I know that one

You: It's sammich day

You: i just know i get sammiches today

You: i got myself a PB&J

Stranger: what's means 'sammich day'

You: you know what that ones is?

You: sammich day is that day i get sammiches to eat

You: i got myself a big PB&J sammich

You: you know what them sammich is like?

Stranger: good job

You: its good.

Stranger: hace picture to see?

You: no

You: I aint got no picture

You: I ates my sammich

You: so its all gone

You: I could show you my belly

You: but not my sammich

Stranger: so, do you have yourself's picture?

You: Want to see my belly?

You: It's brownish kinda. But you cant see no sammich there

Stranger: ok,

Stranger: show me

You: O-K!

You: How I do that?

Stranger: you can send it to my email

Stranger: cqzxch@gmail.com this is my email

You: you stupid! I cant send no sammich in my email!

You: I'm goin talk to a smart person

You: have a nice day, you dumdum

You: hehe

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Warning: Highly Offensive.
Double Warning: No I don't care if you spam his email.

[Chris Itmas]

Haha apolojesus.

[drew]

I so want to email that dumbgrape

[Chris Itmas]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im hardd

You: im softt

Stranger: you a female ?

You: Yea

Stranger: damm baby ill get you hardd

You: mmm do it big boy

Stranger: open your pussy baby

You: always is

Stranger: fck yea

You: mmhm

Stranger: now ima pound the sht outa you

You: i can feel it from here

Stranger: not gunna stop till you cummm

You: Your too good ive already came 3 times!

Stranger: damm baby i wanna hear your vioce

Stranger: lemme call you

You: mmm cant do babe

You: but we can send pics

Stranger: aright babe

Stranger: send me somethin

You: mmm you first

You: mmm babe you got aim?

You: Im so grapein horny

Stranger: baby yea i got aim

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1373271711&ref=ts

Stranger: thts for the pic babe

You: mmm djjoe227, im on my brothers AIM, parents took away my internet and hes asleep so im using his laptop

Stranger: =]

Stranger: babe lemme get a pic of you

You: get on aim babe and ill get you fresh pics

Stranger: ok babe

DjJoE227 (9:33:44 PM): ...

XD

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[Ego]

Wow.

I don't know about you anymore man.

[DjJoe]

Wow.

I don't know about you anymore man.

Me or Chris?

[Ego]

Both.

[DjJoe]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

You: In this chat, we speak like Asians. Go!

Stranger: tell me something about yourself??

Stranger: i am asian

You: Oh.

You: Cat very bad

You: I eat allie cat last night

You: very bad

You: very bad

You: How do you?

Stranger: why should we hire you??

You: I born special day

You: August 8, 1988. Very special

You: Date is 8-8-88!

You: Very lucky number!

Stranger: oh

Stranger: me boen on 3-3-88

You: Im very lucky

You: Oh!

You: You Hao!

You: I know you!

You: You name Hao!

You: You Canadian!

Stranger: really?

You: Hahahah!

Stranger: nope

You: Me know you!

Stranger: guess who?

You: How goes Astronomy Hao?

Stranger: u american??

You: And the drinking?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Beep.

Stranger: hi

You: Beep.

Stranger: I´m Isabelle and u?

You: Oh really? Isabelle?

You: Gotta admit

You: I was going to take this chat the totally wrong direction

You: My name's Joe by the way

Stranger: hi Joe

You: But yeah I was probably going to answer with something retarded, like "My name is Edward" or continue with the beeps.

You: How are you?

Stranger: i´m fine and u?

You: Pretty good myself, thank you for asking

You: So what country are you from, Isabelle?

Stranger: brazil

You: Oh. How is it there? I'm looking out my window, it's raining. April showers I suppose.

Stranger: is good

You: So how do you like talking to Strangers on Omegle?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: meeting new people

You: Oh, very good.

You: How many so far?

Stranger: ops

Stranger: so much far

Stranger: do much far

Stranger: and you?

You: Not too many. Most of the people here just want to fool around

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[Ego]

What a jerk

[Vaati]

Joe sure spends a lot of time on Omegle.