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My day at work...

Started by Casey , Nov 06 2009 08:18 PM

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#1 Casey

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:18 PM

started with a couple fighting about what color they wanted to paint their room. It escalated into this:

Husband: Give me back my money.

Wife: Please have this man escorted from the store.

(Wife grabs full gallon of paint and knocks her husband out with it. Then proceeds to kick him.)

I laugh. I love working in the paint department.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:20 PM

Clearly this man has not learned the art of...

apple STFU.


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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:33 PM

I lol'd.

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:38 PM

View Postdrewsliphay, on 06 November 2009 - 08:33 PM, said:

I lol'd.
I wish I had pics. Im so glad I decided not to call off today.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:40 PM

It's obvious who wears the pants in that relationship
There won't be a divorce, she'll make him come back

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:43 PM

Haha, had a guy grab a Posted Image and ask what it was. My cousin is like ".........................................orange juice" and the guy decides not to buy it. We laughed for like 5 minutes as soon as he left. I miss working there

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:44 PM

rofl.

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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:45 PM

View PostMaster, on 06 November 2009 - 08:43 PM, said:

Haha, had a guy grab a Posted Image and ask what it was. My cousin is like ".........................................orange juice" and the guy decides not to buy it. We laughed for like 5 minutes as soon as he left. I miss working there
that same scenario happens to me all the time.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 12:20 AM

View PostThe OG Samurai, on 06 November 2009 - 08:18 PM, said:

started with a couple fighting about what color they wanted to paint their room. It escalated into this:

Husband: Give me back my money.

Wife: Please have this man escorted from the store.

(Wife grabs full gallon of paint and knocks her husband out with it. Then proceeds to kick him.)

I laugh. I love working in the paint department.
I'm not sure if that classifies as a fail or a win, but either way it's grapeing awesome.


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Posted 07 November 2009 - 04:44 AM

When I was working at a store:
"Excuse me sir, whats the price of one lemon? I cant seem to find the pricetag"
"Those lemons go by the crate ma'am"
"How many are in a crate?"
"Fifty"
"So this will just be one-fiftieth of the price of a crate, right?"
"No ma'am, we can only sell them fifty at once"
"Can't you just sell me one?"
"No ma'am, we have to sell them full crate only"
"Can't you just take one from another crate to fill up the gap I'd leave if I'd take this lemon?"
"..."
"Well?"
"No ma'am, I can't, they go by fifty only"
"I'm going to tell the manager about this, you'll hear about this boy!"

I got 10 euros bonus from my manager later that day for not bursting out in laughter. I miss working in a shop.

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 05:31 AM

lol wish u would have recorded it

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 09:15 AM

I kind of miss stupid moments like that at work.

"So this three inch soup and sandwich, how big is the sandwich?"

"...Three inches?"

She didn't even catch on that she said it, even after my very sarcastic response. Dense as a stump.

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 09:19 AM

I had a lady come into my work, walk up to an endcap with a huge sign saying "Toilet Paper 56cents" she stood there for about 5 minutes, looked at me then back at the toilet paper, finally walking back over to me and asking "How much is this?" I literally facepalmed.

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 11:16 AM

View PostMakkura_no_Zennousha, on 07 November 2009 - 09:15 AM, said:

I kind of miss stupid moments like that at work.

"So this three inch soup and sandwich, how big is the sandwich?"

"...Three inches?"

She didn't even catch on that she said it, even after my very sarcastic response. Dense as a stump.

That advertisement to me would mean a 3-inch soup and a sandwich of undetermined size.

Or a soup/sandwich combo of undetermined ratios of each, totalling no more than 3 inches.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 11:27 AM

View PostMr.Etcetera, on 07 November 2009 - 11:16 AM, said:

That advertisement to me would mean a 3-inch soup and a sandwich of undetermined size.

Or a soup/sandwich combo of undetermined ratios of each, totalling no more than 3 inches.
wut
You don't measure soup by inches. Who the grape are these people and how the grape did they graduate from high school/college?


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Posted 07 November 2009 - 11:40 AM

So one lemon would be 1/50 the price of the crate, right?

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 02:01 PM

View PostDark Signer Shadow, on 07 November 2009 - 11:27 AM, said:

wut
You don't measure soup by inches. Who the grape are these people and how the grape did they graduate from high school/college?
They sucked the dean's banana that's how.

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#18 Casey

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 08:27 PM

View PostDark Signer Shadow, on 07 November 2009 - 11:27 AM, said:

wut
You don't measure soup by inches. Who the grape are these people and how the grape did they graduate from high school/college?
*looks at previous posts*

I dont see where it says they even graduated from elementary school, let alone high school & college.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 09:43 PM

You don't measure your soup by inches?

How do you know if you've exceeded the recommended serving size of a yard of soup?
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:39 PM

i think some of you have missed the mark in your jobs
don't be a asshole next time and help them
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