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Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled on Fence in Failed Jump

#1 User is offline   Cřin 

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 08:25 PM

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SEATTLE — Seattle police say a man who thought he was a ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.

Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.

Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.

His name was not released.


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Posted 18 November 2009 - 08:26 PM

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 08:27 PM

Believe It.
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 08:52 PM

Another Day, Another Person Does Something Stupid

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 08:53 PM

This guy is the epitome of a narutard. He wouldn't last a second on Ninja Warrior.
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 09:15 PM

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Seattle police say a man who thought he was a ninja


Sounds like something I would say.


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Posted 18 November 2009 - 09:42 PM

Rule #1: If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 03:46 AM

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That one mouse doesn't have another mouse to mate with, therefore you still have one mouse.

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no one said you can't do it with the mouse...
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 07:56 AM

View PostkId dynam0, on 18 November 2009 - 09:42 PM, said:

Rule #1: If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.


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Posted 19 November 2009 - 08:52 AM

Of course he's not a real ninja. If he attempted the stunt with a plastic bag full of sand tied around his head with a headband, THEN he'd be a true ninja.

... Or an hero, whichever comes first.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:30 PM

View PostSarunoX, on 18 November 2009 - 08:52 PM, said:

Another Day, Another Person Does Something Stupid

*shakes head*


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Posted 22 November 2009 - 07:17 AM

Just sad.
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:06 AM

It seems his training is not yet complete.
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:12 AM

View PostPein, on 22 November 2009 - 10:06 AM, said:

It seems his training is not yet complete.

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 11:57 AM

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Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.


I chuckled a bit at that part.

Awesome.
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 02:12 PM

TBH this sounds like something I'd do for the lulz, including the part where I say I thought I was a ninja...Minus the impaleing part.
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That one mouse doesn't have another mouse to mate with, therefore you still have one mouse.

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no one said you can't do it with the mouse...
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 02:38 PM

Ahahaha.
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 04:51 PM

Poor guy. :(
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 09:16 AM

View PostCybersword, on 22 November 2009 - 02:12 PM, said:

TBH this sounds like something I'd do for the lulz, including the part where I say I thought I was a ninja...Minus the impaleing part.


Yet it'd only be lulzy to us if you did get impaled.
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