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[Canti]

for all our pussy whipped bros who had to endure the New Moon premier

Edited by Master, 21 November 2009 - 02:50 AM.

[Dragonzealot]

Only if we can bash on him later about how he was suckered into seeing that garbage.

[Hopeless]

I feel there pain, and no I didn't see the move, I'd rather die.

Not like being dead would be bad.

[Razzler]

I went bowling last night with friends and there was a line outside the cinema opposite that stretched out the door (the lobby inside was pretty grapeing big too, so that gives you an idea of how packed it was), but what baffles me the most is that people actually pay to watch such tripe.

What I mean is, girls, if you want a decently well written story with vampires who act like vampires should, attractive guys, plenty of action, romantic relationships, you don't have to grovel to Stephanie Meyer for it.

Joss Weeden has already done it.......its called 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'!

Edited by Razzler, 21 November 2009 - 03:21 AM.

[Nomad]

Master, on 21 November 2009 - 02:16 AM, said:

for all our black hole whipped bros who had to endure the New Moon premier

Even the ones that ended up getting laid shortly after, instead of you know... Siting at home watching wrestling & visiting an online forum?

[Pein]

Val, on 21 November 2009 - 03:23 AM, said:

Even the ones that ended up getting laid shortly after, instead of you know... Siting at home watching wrestling & visiting an online forum?

The women were thinking of Robert Patterson the whole time.

[Lou Cypher]

Every time Edward Cullen came on, I shouted out CEDRIC!

My girlfriend couldn't stop laughing, so I got to disrupt the movie AND get laid.

't was a good night.

[Hopeless]

You still SAW the movie. Theres no way around it.

[Fryza]

I wouldn't wish Twilight on any living person.

[Hopeless]

Fryza, on 21 November 2009 - 05:28 AM, said:

I wouldn't wish Twilight on any living person.

Or dead.

[Cøin]

I haven't watched the first movie.

I'm not going to watch this one. I'd rather drink sulfur acid.

And I'm not going to watch the other two piece of plum. Yeah, they're going to make two more movies of this plum. My cousin is at my home this weekend and she's like.... obsessed. >_>

[Chid0x]

Coin, on 21 November 2009 - 06:37 AM, said:

I haven't watched the first movie.

I'm not going to watch this one. I'd rather drink sulfur acid.

And I'm not going to watch the other two piece of plum. Yeah, they're going to make two more movies of this plum. My cousin is at my home this weekend and she's like.... obsessed. >_>

no, she's robsessed!

[Ego]

way to jack TFLN.

[{HarleQuin}]

...

There's my silence.

[Krizz]

How about a moment of silence for the (Used to be) men that don't have the balls to say no to a woman. They have friends, they don't need you to go to a movie you don't want to see.

My brother has this problem, but he uses it to his advantage. He got to make her go to Friday the 13th because she dragged him into a movie. So that could for you I guess.

[Ken Masters]

Went to the movies during the premiere to see Men who stare at Goats. All I wanted to was to relax after a stressful week, till saw a bunch Twitards standing in line waiting for New Moon screaming their asses off. So I went up to them and asked, "How does it feel like to be in love with a Gay Vampire?"

Edited by Ken Masters, 21 November 2009 - 09:10 AM.

[thousandsunny]

Krizzmatik, on 21 November 2009 - 08:13 AM, said:

How about a moment of silence for the (Used to be) men that don't have the balls to say no to a woman. They have friends, they don't need you to go to a movie you don't want to see.

My brother has this problem, but he uses it to his advantage. He got to make her go to Friday the 13th because she dragged him into a movie. So that could for you I guess.

Oh gosh guys it isn't that bad, you guys make it way worse then it has to be. Yeah we've got friends, but we usually just go see it again with them later after we've taken our boyfriends first.

I mean it's not just that we totally set out to torture you guys from the start, it's just we want to spend time with you seeing something that we totally enjoy or are crazy about too and if you totally despise it so be it then. But really we've got to do it all the time in the relationship, so it's really only fair you indulge us in something that interests us too so suck it up and grow some balls guys.

Krizz your brother is smart, he makes compromises and we're generally reasonable and it's really the corner stone of any real relationship so he's got my props.

[Razzler]

Ken Masters, on 21 November 2009 - 09:10 AM, said:

Went to the movies during the premiere to see Men who stare at Goats. All I wanted to was to relax after a stressful week, till saw a bunch Twitards standing in line waiting for New Moon screaming their asses off. So I went up to them and asked, "How does it feel like to be in love with a Gay Vampire?"

Did they pull out gigantic machetes and try to mutilate you horribly for speaking against their demi-god who sexually assaults his girlfriend?

[thousandsunny]

Razzler, on 21 November 2009 - 09:25 AM, said:

Did they pull out gigantic machetes and try to mutilate you horribly for speaking against their demi-god who sexually assaults his girlfriend?

I hope they did, I do.

[{HarleQuin}]

I guess it could be worse. I write film reviews, so seeing bad films to me isn't a torture anymore.