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Hiring a Prostitute

Started by Mr.Etcetera , Feb 05 2010 11:30 PM

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#1 Mr.Etcetera

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:30 PM

Have you ever done this? What was the hiring process like?

I feel this would be different than on tv. You wouldn't get a super fancy one, nor end up with a crack whore. Middle of the road.

I just think that I could find a somewhat classy, moderately attractive lady of the evening and it shouldn't/wouldn't be a big deal. No stigmatizin'.

Am I wrong?

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:34 PM

You know, this could go along with that whole theory of how all women are prostitutes. Any woman will sleep with you if you have what she wants, which is money most of the time.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:38 PM

why can't women just find joy in banana as much as I do in their bits

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:21 AM

A friend of my cousin was taking a taxi home and asked the driver if he knew any cool places for guys to have fun. He took him to a secret brothel in NYC. He wouldn't tell me where it is at the time. He said everything was pretty casual and no one make a big deal out of it.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 10:06 AM

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 11:40 AM

View PostBonzai, on 06 February 2010 - 10:06 AM, said:

craigslist

Isn't that monitored nowadays?

And are photos included?

i hope they are nice to me
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:00 PM

Never saw a good looking women posting on CL(with pictures). Maybe the picture-less are the better ones.

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 01:04 PM

View PostMaster, on 06 February 2010 - 12:00 PM, said:

Never saw a good looking women posting on CL(with pictures). Maybe the picture-less are the better ones.

Very likely. [/scsm]

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#9 Mr.Etcetera

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 01:18 PM

Maybe they are pretty but shy

So when they prositute themselves they don't post photos.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:35 PM

Seriously...you're considering hireing a prostitute? Dude, just go out and find a nice girl instead of spending time on a yugioh forum if you're that desperate, lol.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:56 PM

Prostitutes are the only ones you can trust.
You know they have diseases, there is no guesses.

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:52 PM

View PostDark Assassin, on 08 February 2010 - 03:35 PM, said:

Seriously...you're considering hireing a prostitute? Dude, just go out and find a nice girl instead of spending time on a yugioh forum if you're that desperate, lol.

It is more that a client-prostitue relationship is my ideal set-up.

Also remember kevin spacey in "pay it forward"?

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:07 PM

Just google:

Callgirls in "Insert your city here"

Takes all of 10 seconds.


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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:20 PM

right now my neighbor is wondering why his neighbor is visting a site about ygo & hookers

anyway, would someone hire the prostitute for me? I'm bad with making appointments and such.
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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:22 PM

Prostitutes don't dig the oranges who steal internet, bro.


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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:23 PM

View PostMr.Etcetera, on 09 February 2010 - 04:20 PM, said:

right now my neighbor is wondering why his neighbor is visting a site about ygo & hookers

anyway, would someone hire the prostitute for me? I'm bad with making appointments and such.

Transfer me the funds via paypal and I'd be more than happy to do it for you.


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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:27 PM

View PostSo Lyst Year, on 09 February 2010 - 04:22 PM, said:

Prostitutes don't dig the oranges who steal internet, bro.

He lets me, I asked.

View PostNotorious E.G.O., on 09 February 2010 - 04:23 PM, said:

Transfer me the funds via paypal and I'd be more than happy to do it for you.

Black guy robs white guy is such a cliche
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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:30 PM

View PostMr.Etcetera, on 09 February 2010 - 04:27 PM, said:

He lets me, I asked.



Black guy robs white guy is such a cliche

Well, If you lived in Orlando I could get you a discount. My friend works at a strip club / escort business.


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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:31 PM

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