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Happiness is a rare thing in life.
Often we have very few chances to experience it, and only for a moment.
Then is it not important to seize these opportunities when they arise?
And to afford these opportunities to others, knowing how important they are?
Plato.
Let me spend a weekend with your wife, no questions asked.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 02:30 PM
Very interesting and very true, but then i read the last line and it gets a little freaky.
Edit: oh snap, after i then REALIZED that he was refering to the member plato.... ugh and my apologies plato. statement fully retracted.
Edit: oh snap, after i then REALIZED that he was refering to the member plato.... ugh and my apologies plato. statement fully retracted.
This post has been edited by SABRE: 05 March 2010 - 06:27 PM
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 04:19 PM
All I'm reading is blah, blah, blah, I'm a slut.
Honestly, what kind of a question is this? You're asking me to pimp off my wife to you? I honestly can't believe that you have the gall to ask such a question. Do you actually think that I would even condone such a thing? This is not happiness. Happiness is not asking another man for a weekend with his wife. You're wanting me to give you your "happiness" at the expense of my wife. How could I sit here and claim that I love my wife if I would even consider such an act as giving her to you for the weekend. You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm sorry, but to ask a question such as this proves that you have no respect for yourself, for me, and mostly for my wife. There is a line my friend, and you have crossed it. I don't know if you think you're funny, or you're trying to be funny, but you failed miserably. Request vehemently denied, and I hope your scrotum gets caught in a conveyor belt. And that's all I have to say on the matter.
Honestly, what kind of a question is this? You're asking me to pimp off my wife to you? I honestly can't believe that you have the gall to ask such a question. Do you actually think that I would even condone such a thing? This is not happiness. Happiness is not asking another man for a weekend with his wife. You're wanting me to give you your "happiness" at the expense of my wife. How could I sit here and claim that I love my wife if I would even consider such an act as giving her to you for the weekend. You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm sorry, but to ask a question such as this proves that you have no respect for yourself, for me, and mostly for my wife. There is a line my friend, and you have crossed it. I don't know if you think you're funny, or you're trying to be funny, but you failed miserably. Request vehemently denied, and I hope your scrotum gets caught in a conveyor belt. And that's all I have to say on the matter.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 04:21 PM
Plato, on 05 March 2010 - 04:19 PM, said:
I don't know if you think you're funny, or you're trying to be funny, but you failed miserably.
Actually I found it pretty funny.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 04:37 PM
Plato, on 05 March 2010 - 04:19 PM, said:
All I'm reading is blah, blah, blah, I'm a slut.
Honestly, what kind of a question is this? You're asking me to pimp off my wife to you? I honestly can't believe that you have the gall to ask such a question. Do you actually think that I would even condone such a thing? This is not happiness. Happiness is not asking another man for a weekend with his wife. You're wanting me to give you your "happiness" at the expense of my wife. How could I sit here and claim that I love my wife if I would even consider such an act as giving her to you for the weekend. You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm sorry, but to ask a question such as this proves that you have no respect for yourself, for me, and mostly for my wife. There is a line my friend, and you have crossed it. I don't know if you think you're funny, or you're trying to be funny, but you failed miserably. Request vehemently denied, and I hope your scrotum gets caught in a conveyor belt. And that's all I have to say on the matter.
Honestly, what kind of a question is this? You're asking me to pimp off my wife to you? I honestly can't believe that you have the gall to ask such a question. Do you actually think that I would even condone such a thing? This is not happiness. Happiness is not asking another man for a weekend with his wife. You're wanting me to give you your "happiness" at the expense of my wife. How could I sit here and claim that I love my wife if I would even consider such an act as giving her to you for the weekend. You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm sorry, but to ask a question such as this proves that you have no respect for yourself, for me, and mostly for my wife. There is a line my friend, and you have crossed it. I don't know if you think you're funny, or you're trying to be funny, but you failed miserably. Request vehemently denied, and I hope your scrotum gets caught in a conveyor belt. And that's all I have to say on the matter.
This post has been edited by Ira Aeternam: 05 March 2010 - 04:39 PM
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 04:41 PM
Connor are you REALLY that depraved of joy in your life that you have to resort to trying to make out with someone else's wife/significant other just for your own petty pleasures.
I'm all for these sex jokes and whatnot but you crossed the line here. You have to find happiness on your own with your own loved ones and friends, whether it be via romance, toys, friendships, trust, success drugs or whatnot, NOT by trying to live in someone else's life.
I seriously don't give a damn if this was a troll or not but Plato clearly doesn't approve of it and neither do I.
I'm all for these sex jokes and whatnot but you crossed the line here. You have to find happiness on your own with your own loved ones and friends, whether it be via romance, toys, friendships, trust, success drugs or whatnot, NOT by trying to live in someone else's life.
I seriously don't give a damn if this was a troll or not but Plato clearly doesn't approve of it and neither do I.
Let them eat their damn cake.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 04:50 PM
Da Mad Hatter, on 05 March 2010 - 04:41 PM, said:
Connor are you REALLY that depraved of joy in your life that you have to resort to trying to make out with someone else's wife/significant other just for your own petty pleasures.
I'm all for these sex jokes and whatnot but you crossed the line here. You have to find happiness on your own with your own loved ones and friends, whether it be via romance, toys, friendships, trust, success drugs or whatnot, NOT by trying to live in someone else's life.
I seriously don't give a damn if this was a troll or not but Plato clearly doesn't approve of it and neither do I.
I'm all for these sex jokes and whatnot but you crossed the line here. You have to find happiness on your own with your own loved ones and friends, whether it be via romance, toys, friendships, trust, success drugs or whatnot, NOT by trying to live in someone else's life.
I seriously don't give a damn if this was a troll or not but Plato clearly doesn't approve of it and neither do I.
*snickers*
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 04:51 PM
Well to be fair, Plato's wife is pretty, and Connor's allegedly not that bad looking.
Seems plausible, given the right oppertunity.
Seems plausible, given the right oppertunity.
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Mavs, on 28 January 2011 - 04:39 PM, said:
Don't hate on the bitches.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 04:54 PM
They'd make pretty babies.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 05:52 PM
Alustriel, on 05 March 2010 - 03:36 PM, said:
yeah, I don't think Plato will go for it.
Yeah, but you didn't say that you wouldn't go for it
Vaati, on 05 March 2010 - 04:59 PM, said:
Connor, let's meet up in real life.
I lol'd
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 06:14 PM
Plato, on 05 March 2010 - 04:19 PM, said:
All I'm reading is blah, blah, blah, I'm a slut.
Honestly, what kind of a question is this? You're asking me to pimp off my wife to you? I honestly can't believe that you have the gall to ask such a question. Do you actually think that I would even condone such a thing? This is not happiness. Happiness is not asking another man for a weekend with his wife. You're wanting me to give you your "happiness" at the expense of my wife. How could I sit here and claim that I love my wife if I would even consider such an act as giving her to you for the weekend. You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm sorry, but to ask a question such as this proves that you have no respect for yourself, for me, and mostly for my wife. There is a line my friend, and you have crossed it. I don't know if you think you're funny, or you're trying to be funny, but you failed miserably. Request vehemently denied, and I hope your scrotum gets caught in a conveyor belt. And that's all I have to say on the matter.
Honestly, what kind of a question is this? You're asking me to pimp off my wife to you? I honestly can't believe that you have the gall to ask such a question. Do you actually think that I would even condone such a thing? This is not happiness. Happiness is not asking another man for a weekend with his wife. You're wanting me to give you your "happiness" at the expense of my wife. How could I sit here and claim that I love my wife if I would even consider such an act as giving her to you for the weekend. You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm sorry, but to ask a question such as this proves that you have no respect for yourself, for me, and mostly for my wife. There is a line my friend, and you have crossed it. I don't know if you think you're funny, or you're trying to be funny, but you failed miserably. Request vehemently denied, and I hope your scrotum gets caught in a conveyor belt. And that's all I have to say on the matter.
I was talking about her happiness.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 06:19 PM
Mr.Etcetera, on 05 March 2010 - 06:14 PM, said:
I was talking about her happiness.
An entire paragraph wrecked by a single sentence, impressive. Epic burn was epic, and idc if it makes me a bad person, OP made me lol.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 06:23 PM
Rapier witicisms aside, Plato I am a gentleman that you have greatly misunderstood.
Why do you assume sex? How is my devotion to your wonderful wife an insult?
If anything I and her are insulted. Your use of "pimping" implies she is a possession of questionable moral value. Nay sir! She is a classy beautiful person and her own woman! I tried to give you say in the matter but you turned aside my open hand with a closed fist.
It is now entirely her decision.
Why do you assume sex? How is my devotion to your wonderful wife an insult?
If anything I and her are insulted. Your use of "pimping" implies she is a possession of questionable moral value. Nay sir! She is a classy beautiful person and her own woman! I tried to give you say in the matter but you turned aside my open hand with a closed fist.
It is now entirely her decision.
This post has been edited by Mr.Etcetera: 05 March 2010 - 06:24 PM
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 01:01 AM
Mr.Etcetera, on 05 March 2010 - 06:14 PM, said:
I was talking about her happiness.
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